Sunday, March 16, 2014

the three little sontarans

this is an original story written by diana to share with her friends at her epic doctor who birthday party.  i don't recall if she ever did share it with them, but she gave me permission to post it here.  i was tickled pink by it and thought others might be, too.



The Three Little Sontarans
            Once somewhere in time there lived three Sontarans. The first Sontaran, Stan the Unconquerable, built a tent of thick, strong leather. The second, Laat the Unconquered, built a shed of solid iron plates welded together. The third, Smaas the Conqueror, built his fort of Dalekanium plates.
            Also on the planet on which they lived there was a Big, Bad Prisoner 0. The Prisoner did not fight honorably according to Sontaran tradition, because it used disguises, and therefore was hated by the Sontarans. One day the Big Bad Prisoner 0 went to Stan the Unconquerable’s tent in the form of a human and said:
            “Warrior, warrior, let me in!”
            Stan responded:
            “Yes, I will let you in so I can crush your pathetic body in honorable battle!”
            He let the Big Bad Prisoner 0  into the tent and the Prisoner took on his true form and bit the Sontaran’s neck. Stan the Unconquerable was dead in dishonorable battle.
            The Big Bad Prisoner 0 went to Laat the Unconquered’s shed of iron, still in human form. He said:
            “Warrior, warrior, let me in!”
            Laat responded:
            “Yes, I will let you in so I can blast your weak form to pieces!”
            So Laat the Unconquered let the Big Bad Prisoner 0 into the shed and the Prisoner dishonorably killed him too.
            Finally, the Big Bad Prisoner 0 went to the Dalekanium fort of Smaas the Conqueror. Now, Smaas had invited an IronSide Dalek to tea at the fort. When the Prisoner went to Smaas the Conqueror, and said:
            “Warrior, warrior, let me in!”
            Smaas responded:
            “Yes, I will let you in so you can be exterminated!”
            The Big Bad Prisoner 0 came in and the IronSide immediately exterminated him. After the Atraxi came to collect the body, they were so grateful that they gave Smaas the Conqueror and the IronSide Dalek some Jammy Dodgers to go with their tea.
The End

1 comment:

  1. It's well known that Sontaran tea is some of the best in the galaxy.

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